30 December 2015

Assynt Log #4

We wake up to another beautiful view and pink sheep. One of the sheeps is a psycho says Ron. I find that a bit harsh, maybe she's just a loner. Rocket Ron is back in the morning and brings us some grapes. Lovely. Such a sweet host.

He's staying for another half hour while we're itching to go to Sandwood Bay, allegedly Britain's most beautiful beach and only to be reached by boat or on foot. We reach the parking lot somewhere between Oldshoremore and Sheigra quite late in the morning, and it is a beautiful, sunny day. It is still sunny on the four-mile walk, but just when we get to the bay a dark wall of clouds descends on us.

But there are still pretty pictures.

Badcall Bay where we're staying

The big one is Quinaig I think, and possibly Canisp and Suilven to the right

A loch on the trail to Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Leaving Sandwood Bay


Sandwood Bay

27 December 2015

2015 Highlights

2015 was fucking brilliant!






























The approaching end of the year is a welcome opportunity to take stock, look back and count my blessings.

2015 was brilliant.



I tried new things. Drawing a naked stranger (*click*), being a statistician, dancing burlesque, running a barbershop quartet.

I lost two boys and I won over two boys. I failed two assessment centres and passed one. I moved offices four times. I went on four walking trips. I sang a lot and I danced a lot.

I met so many nice people!

These were the highlights:
  • April: Camping on the beach of Scotland's most romantic loch (*click*)
  • July: The Edinburgh Jazz & Blues Festival
  • August: Bad dancing at my friends' wedding
  • September: Getting my dream job
  • October: Bad dancing at my other friends' wedding
  • November: Singing Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights at karaoke
Loch Lomond in April
Erich & Kristina's wedding in October

23 December 2015

Assynt Log #3

Have I mentioned that Assynt is one of the most beautiful areas of Scotland? Along with Argyll, it definitely makes my personal top three.

We wake up in Ullapool to another bright day with lovely views over the bay with little sailing boats and the hills in the background. I have fried eggs for breakfast, and free bread that someone left behind - the perks of staying in hostels.

We take our time, pack up, have a stroll through Ullapool and then stock up at Tesco for our home for the next few days, in Scourie. We drive to Stac Pollaidh, another iconic mountain, but then decide against climbing it and have a leisurely beach and coffee day instead.

We visit Achiltibuie for a coffee, a scone, and brownies fresh from the oven. We walk barefoot on Achnahaird Beach, and get petrol in Lochinver. This place is so small, that we have to wait for the lady from the grocery shop to come over and take our money, as she mans the shop as well as the petrol station across the street.

Driving up north we cross Kylesku Bridge and stop for some views. When we finally reach Upper Badcall, near Scourie, we follow a long and winding single-track road along the shore of a sea loch until the end, where we see two mobile homes next to a house. This is where we are staying for the the next few days.

We meet Rocket Ron, our host, who lives in the house. He has a parcel for me, how unexpected! Since Kat made the booking, and the parcel was addressed to me, he had no idea who it was for and opened it. He says it's two bottles of whisky, chocolate, and a love letter. It's from Daniel! I must have mentioned to him where we were going, but he must have done some research to find the address. A nice surprise indeed.

Ron shows us the mobile home and promises to be back later to drink the beer we got him, and to show us how to turn on the gas fire. When he comes back he stays for two hours and entertains us with his stories of an encounter with a tiger in the Sierra Nevada, a ghost with no legs, his career as a thief of Victorian fireplaces, a mannequin in an attic that scared the shit out of him, and how Schwalbe named a mountain bike tyre after him.

Morning in Ullapool







 

 

 
  

Near Kylesku Bridge

View from our mobile home

20 December 2015

Assynt Log #2

From the top of Suilven we see Stac Pollaidh, another lonely mountain, loads of lochs, and basically all of Coigach and Assynt and possibly even bits of Torridon as well. We take a break and I quickly run up the western peak.

When we descend on the other side, it is quite steep again, but the views distract from the effort and then the sun comes out and everything gets even more beautiful. It's also getting quite warm.

Once down we make our way across the moor, following a decent path laid out with cairns, which doesn't look at all like it's going the way the path in the book is going. But it's the only path around and better than none. The general direction seems to be ok. Things are looking good.

But as the path goes on and on it dawns on us how far we still have to walk and how little daylight we have left. The nearest proper track is several hours away. The mood turns. The midges come out even though it's sunny, and we march on silently. Skimming through the book we realise that we have a long way to go still, and that there won't be a proper path for much of it. A slightly scary prospect as we are in the middle of nowhere, the sun is quite low, and the hills are throwing long shadows.

We meet another path which, according to the book, should be better, but isn't. We may have been on the wrong one, or we joined the wrong one, or the book is wrong. We follow the new path anyway as I don't want to leave it when we don't have a better one. Thankfully there is a series of lochs to follow, so it's not too hard to navigate here.

We have to walk through a hidden gorge, and I'm quite relieved when we find it, as it is quite a unique feature in the landscape and affirms me that we're on the right track. It's also quite fun with the sun setting in front of us and continuing to provide brilliant views. We're still worried but not worried enough not to still take pictures!

After the gorge comes a loch where we follow sheep paths and later meet a potentially human path. We even occasionally spot human footprints which makes me unreasonably happy. My main worries have changed over the course of the day. Up on Suilven I wanted to make it back to the hostel in daylight so we wouldn't have to drive in the dark on the narrow and bendy single track roads. On our way down, when I realised how low the sun was already, I hoped to make it back to the car in daylight. When it took forever to cross the moor I just wanted to at least make it back to the road in daylight. But now I'm just hoping we get to a decent path while it is bright enough to find it. This we manage, although we've set the bar for what a decent path is quite low now.

Both Kat and I brought along head torches. In my case, this was more ironic, I really didn't expect to use them! When we finally get past the loch we can see in the last orange light of the setting sun the silhouette of a house in the far end of a ravine. A welcome sight. We make it through the ravine and to the road by 8 pm and it is dark.

It is still a bit to walk to Lochinver and from there to the car park. We don't know how far exactly, but we reckon 1-2 hours. I don't really mind now. My feet are tired but we can't get lost anymore, we won't have to spend the night in the hills, and we will get to the hostel eventually. I remember a story someone in a hostel in the Lake District told us once. It was about this guy who went walking and camping and didn't know what he was doing and didn't bring a sleeping bag. He ended up sleeping in his bagpack. But this won't be us tonight after all.

The moon rises and is huge. It is a mild night and we see loads of deer. Very few cars pass us, maybe three or four, but none going our way. We eventually decide we want to know how far to go still, and we consult the map. It is another 5 km to the car.

We reach the car at 9.15 PM and are back in the hostel an hour later. The hostel warden has been waiting for us, he knew we'd climb Suilven. He smirks a bit when he sees us. We're too tired to make dinner, so it's a cup of tea for me and an Irn Bru for Kat, a hot shower and off to bed. I sleep like a baby.

View from Suilven



Stac Pollaidh

Suilven from close

Could be Quinaig?
 


Getting real dark and no path in sight.

Pretty sunset distracts us from panicking.

16 December 2015

Life Drawing Class

I somehow ended up on this email distribution list of the Talbot Rice Gallery, and they invited me to a one-off life drawing class to celebrate their current exhibition "Live". I happily signed up and then someone told me that this meant I would draw a naked person!

Oh well, why not. It was a two-hour class in the gallery between all these paintings of naked people. There was an introduction and some explanation, targeted at beginners, but I think I was the only one whose last attempt at drawing anything dates back at least 20 years. When the teacher made her round and stopped by my easel she immediately guessed correctly that this was my first time doing a life-drawing, and she then corrected the position of my easel.

By the way, I never thought I'd use the word easel in this blog. Great word! Sounds like weasel, but totally unrelated!

Anyway, here are my master pieces in chronological order of creation. The last piece was easier because the ding-dong was covered from where I was standing. Ding-dongs are hard!

My first study, charcoal

My second study, charcoal

No Ding-Dong, chalk

13 December 2015

Jacuzzi Man

Intriguing guy. In his profile he seemed very opinionated and outspoken, even confrontational sometimes, but open to dicussing things. For our first date he suggested coffee and cinema, but it was impossible to find a place for coffee near the cinema that wasn't a bar (which he avoids) or a Starbucks (which I avoid). We took a walk instead and then watched a documentary about corrupt cops in New York City. After the film he rather abruptly took off into the night, and it was only 9 pm. I wasn't sure if I'd hear from him again but he texted me half an hour later, asking if I wanted to meet again.

For our second date, he suggested to go to the jacuzzi together. (I declined.) When he kissed me on our third date I asked him what his intentions were. Can't repeat here what he said since my mum is reading this, but they weren't exactly honorable... I suggested he stop shagging other women while he's with me which he agreed to.

A few more dates followed, but it was soon obvious that while we liked each other, we had very different interests and values. The idea of sleeping in a tent horrified him and he didn't really see the point of walking in a park. I didn't care much for smoothies instead of breakfast, the gym, or city trips to places with a history of political conflict. So things had to end but it was sad.

The best thing about Jacuzzi Man was his honesty and bluntness.

Number of dates had: 8. Overall experience: 7/10.

9 December 2015

Assynt Log #1

Kat and I are staying in the youth hostel in Ullapool. Our dorm is full and I feel bad about setting the alarm for 2 AM in the morning, but I saw something in the news about a super moon. I climb down my bunk bed which causes considerable noise and shakes. Peeking through the curtains I can see a full moon in the clear sky over the bay and it is pretty, but not as super as expected. Did I get the time wrong? Not sure what it is I'm looking for so I get back to bed.

We are having a bit of a late start and drive to Lochinver for a circular walk up and over "hypnotic" Suilven. The walking book gives us a rough outline of the walk, and a description of the features along the way. We're starting from a small car park east of Lochinver, walk clockwise towards Canisp, always keeping Suilven to our right until we approach its northern flank, climb up and over and return westward to the road. That's the plan.

I'm feeling a bit under the weather. It's my period! Feverish, and headaches, but I know that the walking will get rid of my cramps, and if not, Ibuprofen is my friend. There is this unspoken rule that you have to pretend to be having a good time when walking even when you are not just now. Because what's the alternative? Going back? That would never do! So there is no point in whining and making other people miserable as well. Also, you always have to suffer a bit when walking, and the rewards are worth it - lunch never tastes better than on a hill. And the views, and the appreciation of little things like a hot shower, a pint, a fire!

The weather is nice, a bit cloudy, but dry. We walk to Glencanisp Lodge on a tarmac road and then join a path. We get occasional glimpses of Suilven, looking imposing, tall, steep and quite far away. After what feels like hours we get close to the foot bridge after which we have to leave the path, cross the moor, and approach Suilven's base.

We meet a young woman, looking happy and fresh. She tells us she's just been up Suilven, and says it's a good one. (8 hours later I'll think back to these words.)

We find the turn-off and plough our way through the mud. The moor isn't as flat as it looked from afar and there are a few ripples to cross before arriving at Suilven's base. We spot small figures high up on the slope, but only half-way up the hill. We're going up the flank, aiming for the bealach (saddle) in the middle of Suilven.

The climb is quite steep, and a bit technical and scrambly so that you have to think a bit about where you're going. For the first time in a week am I glad that I brought along walking sticks. It takes about an hour to get all the way up. In the end we need to climb through a gap in the rocks.

Once through, the view is breathtaking.

To be continued.

The plan: A 23 km circular walk starting in Lochinver.


Hypnotic Suilven

Canisp on the left hand side, Suilven to the right.

I just had to keep taking pictures.

Ditto.

Approaching Suilven's flank.
Aiming for the bealach.

6 December 2015

Ho Ho Ho

Happy advent everyone! And a special happy Nikolaus and wedding anniversary to Maria and Dirk.

I found this in the kitchen one morning a few days ago:

 


2 December 2015

Great Glen Way Log #8

We are having breakfast with Jörg and Eva. Jörg's chat is still quite entertaining, the line "Raschel, raschel, raschel, Käseplatte" never ceases to make me chuckle. When they make off for Aberdeen, Kat and I go back to the Café 82 for some tea to kill the time before our bus to Inverness leaves.

Sitting in the sun in front of the café a bus for Invernesses passes by. Oops. Oh well, there will be another one.

Inverness is the end of the Great Glen Way, and even if we took the bus on the last leg, I feel we deserve some treats. So after five days in the sticks we enter the first outdoor store we pass and Kat gets herself new boots. We meet my friend Jono at the Castle Tavern and spend a pleasant afternoon in a beergarden. Jono even promises to bring a bearded man! Adam joins us and turns out to be a Czech lumberjack gardener who knows Jono from grouse beating. Grouse beating means walking across the moor and the hills and make noise to startle the grouse so other people can shoot them. Apparently it pays £50 per day and Kat and I are considering it for our next holiday!

We walk past three Arnold Clark car dealerships before we find the Arnold Clark car rental. A brand new Seat Ibiza is waiting for us and Kat drives us to Ullapool in lovely weather with beautiful views. In the hostel by the harbour we make plans to climb Suilven the next day.

Tea at Café 82 in Drumnadrochit
Ullapool - view from my top bunk

29 November 2015

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