31 January 2016

The Piece of Art That is My Sock Drawer

Socks, yes, and a few knickers...

"The life changing magic of tidying" by Marie Kondo is the book that inspired me to arrange my socks in this particular manner, among other things.

The title of the book pretty much summarises a number of outrageous claims she makes about the effects of tidying. However, these effects do not follow from any kind of tidying, but tidying the Marie Kondo way. Going through the process of tidying the Marie Kondo way leads to a new-found awareness of, and an increased appreciation for your belongings.

Another benefit is that - if done correctly - you tidy once and as if by magic you never have to tidy ever again. This is because now, every single item, from your guest duvet to your collection of multi-colour paperclips, has now a designated home in your house. Therefore, you'll never again have to wonder where to put an item.

A side-effect of following the step-by-step instructions in the book is that you'll also get rid of loads of stuff in the process. Stuff, you don't love anymore. And this is the only criterion by which you decide whether to keep an item or discard it: Holding it in your hands, and only if it brings you joy you keep it.

For example, the super hip boots I bought in Berlin on a lovely long weekend with a past boyfriend, while still bringing back happy memories, don't bring me joy anymore. This is because I have hardly ever worn them since my cobbler refused to fix the hole in the sole. He refused out of work-ethic - they were irreparable - and maybe because they smelled. So away with them! I said goodbye, and it was sad, but I don't miss them.

Other things are more difficult. Some postcards and letters for example. However, once you've been through clothes and books, you'll have learned more about your relationship to your belongings, and it gets easier to make the decisions.

And there is a whole lot of direction on how to store things - vertically if possible.

But other people have written about this much better than I could, and like mine, this article features a picture of a drawer with vertically stored clothes! *click*

27 January 2016

Sunday at the Skip

That's where the party's at.

So lively! Such a contrast to the quiet, slightly dodgy industrial estate surrounding it. Meet a cross section of society! Or at least of that part of society that recycle and have a car - I was the only pedestrian there. A great place - a bin for each and any kind of rubbish, making my organised self very happy.

24 January 2016

Printer Guy

All the boys and the dating, if nothing else, provide me with a neverending supply of stories to entertain my flatmate, friends and readers. And random people on the street - I tend to overshare.

But occasionally, I have a serious conversation about finding a partner, and at one of these my flatmate asked whether there weren't any people at my work I might like, since the whole online dating business is getting ridiculous. I dismissed the idea as too risky - if things didn't work out it might get awkward in the office. But my mind must have gone through the list of people at work I believe to be single and attractive and then a few days later it happened.

I was working away, focusing on my spreadsheets, when I suddenly realised that I had developed a crush on my colleague. And I wasn't even talking to him at that moment. This is a nice chap who sits near the printer and whenever anyone prints something he starts a chat.

Now, for the life of me, I just can't think of any more documents that need printing!

20 January 2016

Singles

Boys feature in this year's list of new year resolutions, and I'm also becoming more of a proper statistician every day. So statistically, what are my chances of actually meeting an eligible young man here in Scotland?

The last time everyone in Scotland was counted was in 2011. The Scottish census provides a lot of interesting data (*click*). In 2011, there were a bit more than 5 million people living in Scotland. Of these, only 48.5% were men - so, fewer men than women - it's already not looking great for me!

But then, what about the age group I'm interested in, let's say 30-39 year olds? Well, there are 324,876 males in this age group who would go for, say, the 512,546 25-39 year old ladies in Scotland. I'm assuming that guys don't mind having much younger partners... But let's not worry too much about the competition and keep the eyes on the prize.

Of those 324,876 young men some will be taken. Getting rid of all the ones who are married, in a civil partnership, or living together as a couple leaves me with 114,408 candidates across Scotland. But I'm not a friend of long-distance relationships, so how many of these live in Edinburgh?

The answer is 13,851. And now it gets a bit less certain. Let's get rid of gay men, they won't fancy me! There is little data available on sexual orientation. The Integrated Household Survey 2014 estimates that 1.5% of men in the UK are gay, but that's across all ages, and older people are less likely to identify as gay. The Scottish Household Survey in 2014 reported 1% of Scottish men to be gay but also sees this figure as underestimating the true percentage. So I'll go with 1.5% which reduces my man pool to 13,600.

My experience shows that it is rather unlikely for me to end up with someone without some sort of university degree. Now, 53% of men in Edinburgh between the ages 25 and 49 have at least a first degree. Assuming that this percentage is roughly representative of my preferred age group (30-39) and that Edinburgh's educated men are equally likely to be single or married etc., this leaves me with an optimistic estimate of 7,200 available young men in Edinburgh.

Surely, one of them will also be smart, kind, funny and good-looking?

17 January 2016

Sing sing sing

Can I add an item to my new year resolutions list retroactively? 2016 will be the year of singing! I expect some synergy with my resolution to laugh more.

I've always wanted to sing in a band, and having started off last year with a singing quartet (*click*) which didn't live for long, I was then asked a few weeks ago to join another group to perform at a one-off cabaret evening / talent show event. The first rehearsal was fun and had me at some point curling up on the sofa laughing tears.

But now, friends told me how they meet up to make music together, playing the piano and the saxophone, doing jazz standards, and I invited myself to join them and sing. And we did and mostly mocked around but I can't think of a better way to spend a Sunday afternoon.


13 January 2016

Resolutions - update

Right, it's decided. Here are my official new year's resolutions for 2016:

  1. Laugh more - keeping it vague and thus not committing to a measurable outcome is a commonly used civil service strategy...
  2. More boys - 2015 has been quite busy with boys and while I have been unsuccessful in finding a suitable match online so far I'll keep going. But also:
  3. Speed dating! And yes, I'll take notes and will report back.
  4. Get fit - this is mostly yoga exercises for my poor back, but I'm also determined to join the gym at work for the swimming pool.

10 January 2016

Resolutions anyone?

It's that time of year again to eat healthier, start exercising, take up running, stop drinking, quit smoking, give up coffee, sweets, sugar, dairy, bread, start meditating and yoga, spend less time in front of screens, socialise more, lose that accent, be happy, become a nicer person, a tidy person, a successful person, etc.

I am a bit late in the game but I was hoping someone else would suggest a good new year's resolution for me. What are yours? I need inspiration!

6 January 2016

Assynt Log #6

Today it's cloudy!

After a quiet morning we make our way to Ben Stac but not before Rocket Ron gets hold of us and shows us some pics of his adventures and old flames.

We drive to the hill and encounter some funnily dressed folks, the hunting gentry... Walking up the track, we decide against climbing Ben Stac today, as it is covered in clouds. We walk back instead and find some mushrooms for dinner.

What good is an amazing view if you're just out and about all day? Spending an afternoon looking out the window is actually better than the telly. This is our last night in Ron's paradise, and tomorrow we'll have to return it to him. He offered to make us breakfast but we decline - I felt so rude! But Kat is not a morning person, and me, I'm maybe not a Ron person.

The next morning we go over anyway and spend another hour chatting before we leave. He tells us stories about his friend who died in a motorbike accident and makes me cry. He shows us love letters. And there is a story about this native American woman who liked him and peed in front of him in the street. I'd say that man has lived.



3 January 2016

Assynt Log #5

The sun comes out again just when we are leaving Sandwood Bay.
Oh well, there is more to do for us today.

On our way to Durness we get passed by a red Porsche which then turns and just seems to go back and forth a few times. This confuses us only until we spot a guy standing in the field who is taking pictures or maybe filming the Porsche. We do stop laughing eventually.

In Durness we visit Cocoa Mountain, a chocolate factory, and then a graveyard with a ruin of a chapel. Ron asked us to take a black and white picture of each other, presumably posing in front of a celtic cross, but I can't find the right cross. We then walk along the beach and through the Caribbean dunes towards Fearnshead, and in the setting sun it is even nicer than Sandwood Bay.


30 December 2015

Assynt Log #4

We wake up to another beautiful view and pink sheep. One of the sheeps is a psycho says Ron. I find that a bit harsh, maybe she's just a loner. Rocket Ron is back in the morning and brings us some grapes. Lovely. Such a sweet host.

He's staying for another half hour while we're itching to go to Sandwood Bay, allegedly Britain's most beautiful beach and only to be reached by boat or on foot. We reach the parking lot somewhere between Oldshoremore and Sheigra quite late in the morning, and it is a beautiful, sunny day. It is still sunny on the four-mile walk, but just when we get to the bay a dark wall of clouds descends on us.

But there are still pretty pictures.

Badcall Bay where we're staying

The big one is Quinaig I think, and possibly Canisp and Suilven to the right

A loch on the trail to Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Sandwood Bay

Leaving Sandwood Bay


Sandwood Bay

27 December 2015

2015 Highlights

2015 was fucking brilliant!






























The approaching end of the year is a welcome opportunity to take stock, look back and count my blessings.

2015 was brilliant.



I tried new things. Drawing a naked stranger (*click*), being a statistician, dancing burlesque, running a barbershop quartet.

I lost two boys and I won over two boys. I failed two assessment centres and passed one. I moved offices four times. I went on four walking trips. I sang a lot and I danced a lot.

I met so many nice people!

These were the highlights:
  • April: Camping on the beach of Scotland's most romantic loch (*click*)
  • July: The Edinburgh Jazz & Blues Festival
  • August: Bad dancing at my friends' wedding
  • September: Getting my dream job
  • October: Bad dancing at my other friends' wedding
  • November: Singing Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights at karaoke
Loch Lomond in April
Erich & Kristina's wedding in October

23 December 2015

Assynt Log #3

Have I mentioned that Assynt is one of the most beautiful areas of Scotland? Along with Argyll, it definitely makes my personal top three.

We wake up in Ullapool to another bright day with lovely views over the bay with little sailing boats and the hills in the background. I have fried eggs for breakfast, and free bread that someone left behind - the perks of staying in hostels.

We take our time, pack up, have a stroll through Ullapool and then stock up at Tesco for our home for the next few days, in Scourie. We drive to Stac Pollaidh, another iconic mountain, but then decide against climbing it and have a leisurely beach and coffee day instead.

We visit Achiltibuie for a coffee, a scone, and brownies fresh from the oven. We walk barefoot on Achnahaird Beach, and get petrol in Lochinver. This place is so small, that we have to wait for the lady from the grocery shop to come over and take our money, as she mans the shop as well as the petrol station across the street.

Driving up north we cross Kylesku Bridge and stop for some views. When we finally reach Upper Badcall, near Scourie, we follow a long and winding single-track road along the shore of a sea loch until the end, where we see two mobile homes next to a house. This is where we are staying for the the next few days.

We meet Rocket Ron, our host, who lives in the house. He has a parcel for me, how unexpected! Since Kat made the booking, and the parcel was addressed to me, he had no idea who it was for and opened it. He says it's two bottles of whisky, chocolate, and a love letter. It's from Daniel! I must have mentioned to him where we were going, but he must have done some research to find the address. A nice surprise indeed.

Ron shows us the mobile home and promises to be back later to drink the beer we got him, and to show us how to turn on the gas fire. When he comes back he stays for two hours and entertains us with his stories of an encounter with a tiger in the Sierra Nevada, a ghost with no legs, his career as a thief of Victorian fireplaces, a mannequin in an attic that scared the shit out of him, and how Schwalbe named a mountain bike tyre after him.

Morning in Ullapool







 

 

 
  

Near Kylesku Bridge

View from our mobile home

20 December 2015

Assynt Log #2

From the top of Suilven we see Stac Pollaidh, another lonely mountain, loads of lochs, and basically all of Coigach and Assynt and possibly even bits of Torridon as well. We take a break and I quickly run up the western peak.

When we descend on the other side, it is quite steep again, but the views distract from the effort and then the sun comes out and everything gets even more beautiful. It's also getting quite warm.

Once down we make our way across the moor, following a decent path laid out with cairns, which doesn't look at all like it's going the way the path in the book is going. But it's the only path around and better than none. The general direction seems to be ok. Things are looking good.

But as the path goes on and on it dawns on us how far we still have to walk and how little daylight we have left. The nearest proper track is several hours away. The mood turns. The midges come out even though it's sunny, and we march on silently. Skimming through the book we realise that we have a long way to go still, and that there won't be a proper path for much of it. A slightly scary prospect as we are in the middle of nowhere, the sun is quite low, and the hills are throwing long shadows.

We meet another path which, according to the book, should be better, but isn't. We may have been on the wrong one, or we joined the wrong one, or the book is wrong. We follow the new path anyway as I don't want to leave it when we don't have a better one. Thankfully there is a series of lochs to follow, so it's not too hard to navigate here.

We have to walk through a hidden gorge, and I'm quite relieved when we find it, as it is quite a unique feature in the landscape and affirms me that we're on the right track. It's also quite fun with the sun setting in front of us and continuing to provide brilliant views. We're still worried but not worried enough not to still take pictures!

After the gorge comes a loch where we follow sheep paths and later meet a potentially human path. We even occasionally spot human footprints which makes me unreasonably happy. My main worries have changed over the course of the day. Up on Suilven I wanted to make it back to the hostel in daylight so we wouldn't have to drive in the dark on the narrow and bendy single track roads. On our way down, when I realised how low the sun was already, I hoped to make it back to the car in daylight. When it took forever to cross the moor I just wanted to at least make it back to the road in daylight. But now I'm just hoping we get to a decent path while it is bright enough to find it. This we manage, although we've set the bar for what a decent path is quite low now.

Both Kat and I brought along head torches. In my case, this was more ironic, I really didn't expect to use them! When we finally get past the loch we can see in the last orange light of the setting sun the silhouette of a house in the far end of a ravine. A welcome sight. We make it through the ravine and to the road by 8 pm and it is dark.

It is still a bit to walk to Lochinver and from there to the car park. We don't know how far exactly, but we reckon 1-2 hours. I don't really mind now. My feet are tired but we can't get lost anymore, we won't have to spend the night in the hills, and we will get to the hostel eventually. I remember a story someone in a hostel in the Lake District told us once. It was about this guy who went walking and camping and didn't know what he was doing and didn't bring a sleeping bag. He ended up sleeping in his bagpack. But this won't be us tonight after all.

The moon rises and is huge. It is a mild night and we see loads of deer. Very few cars pass us, maybe three or four, but none going our way. We eventually decide we want to know how far to go still, and we consult the map. It is another 5 km to the car.

We reach the car at 9.15 PM and are back in the hostel an hour later. The hostel warden has been waiting for us, he knew we'd climb Suilven. He smirks a bit when he sees us. We're too tired to make dinner, so it's a cup of tea for me and an Irn Bru for Kat, a hot shower and off to bed. I sleep like a baby.

View from Suilven



Stac Pollaidh

Suilven from close

Could be Quinaig?
 


Getting real dark and no path in sight.

Pretty sunset distracts us from panicking.